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senorsuavee:

Hello :) This is my first post on tumblr. Ima guy, I have a pee pee so YES I AM, and no im not gay.. So ladiiiieeees you’ll have a chance with this devilishly handsome man. ;) I don’t really know what am I suppose to do here but it’s thanks to Two of my awesome best friends :) who told me “wonderful” things bout tumblr :D hahaha so neways I shall talk bout one of the most amazing man to walk on this earth. Yes you guessed it! JUUUUUSTIIIIIN BIEEEEBEEERRR!! :D Nah kiddin kiddin he is not a man :) This man that I am bout to talk have cured cancer he has walked on water he turned a black man to a white man he is none other thaan the amazing rastafari (Pronounced Ras-Tah-Fa-Rye)*drum rolls* Bob Marley! *Applause* Weeeeeee :D They say Neil Armstrong was the first living thing on the moon? WRONG! It was this very man who was the first man on the moon. Yes everything you know is a lie but do not fear I am here to reveal you the truth. So vote me as President. For I can assure you everything that I say is the truth FOR I DO NOT LIE! Everybody loves Bob Marley people of all nation loves the rasta man vibration. You have to love Bob Marley maaan. The weed is a plant. LEGALIZE THE HERB! Bob Marley is so great. He is not just an “alright” musician. You must have been dropped as a baby if you are to say that. Alright? ALRIGHT you say? He is amazing. He cured cancer! He walked on water! HE IS THE JAMAICAN JESUS CHRIST!! Yea, say alright to that you pot heads while I’ll be jammin in the rainbow country where the sun is shinning and Bob Marley will fly down and let me ride on his exodus and we’ll fly away home and we’ll watch them pot heads run away home as we shoot rainbows at them outta a unicorn’s backside. Yea that’s right I feel so gangstah now. Now make me a sandwich.. OUT OF BABIES!! Now you all know a lil bit of Bob Marley. Yes this is all true. You can trust me ;D Bahahaha!! Im still a lil bit brain humped bout what tumblr is bout but im here to spread peace, joy and harmony. :D And yes of course who could ever forget about the “Truth” ;)

Why, if it isn’t bob marley ;)